Friday, July 3, 2009

Palin resigns; Moose and elk flood streets in celebration

She's resigning, you betcha.

However, the GOP can look forward to Sarah Palin, as well as the delightful Newt Gingrich, for their 2012 presidential choices. I can already see a nasty column headline in the making, "Newt and the Nitwit."

After visiting the state of Alaska, I think the folks there could get along pretty well without the guidance of a governor, even though the power of a soccer mom should never be underestimated. Particularly one that is such a diehard naturalist that she embraces Mother Earth and her natural wonders by shooting game from a helicopter. Much like the ancient peoples of her great state once did.

Either way, the lady is not going anywhere. If people are capable of voting for George W. Bush twice, she has just as good a chance as anybody.

In the meantime, the Republican Party can fill the bitch and moan role that the Democrats always fill so well.

Plus, they have Dick Cheney's upcoming book to look forward to, which will be written in baby's blood. And not to be forgotten by fans of literature is W's much-anticipated novella, "Cat Goes Meow, Dog Goes Woof."

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