Yes, let the bells of freedom ring loud! The infamous Iraqi who threw a mean splitfinger fastball in the form of foot attire at our lovable dufus W is set for early release.
Word is the Bush family is building a shoe-proof barricade, similar to the Mexican Wall, around their Crawford compound. The former president refuses to stop clearing brush, so the feds will have to extend the wall out further.
The Department of Homeland Security has also issued the newest acronym that threatens America's shores: LMD, or Loafer of Mass Destruction. And President Obama is now requesting that reporters remove their shoes outside of the briefing room before news conferences begin.
OK, the shoe hilarity will come to a halt, but remember one thing: Never trust an Iraqi wearing one loafer.
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