Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Bubba shakes his tail feather for reporters' freedom

Man, that dude is smooth. Saxophone or no saxophone, Slick Willy is one bad mofo.

While his wife is hustling as secretary of state and the current president did his own intercontinental agenda outing before Operation Clintonites could fully launch, all Bill had to do was get on one simple flight to the most closed society in the world outside of Myanmar or Burma -- whichever one it's named this week -- and magic happened.

Kim Jong-Il wasn't prepared for Bubba to show up at his front step and go all Rico Suave on his ass. All the crazy Korean guy wanted was some attention, really. He's like the kid with the coolest new toy -- i.e. nuclear weapons -- and the other kids on the playground still blow him off.

But if anyone should take credit, shouldn't it be, Mr. Bill Bashful himself? I mean, he's been craving attention as well, so it just might have been a perfect fit. One man neglected by the mean old international community and one man neglected by his mean old wife.

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